President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Hail money, stole apace

 

The President was so threatened by the ship USS John McCain, stationed where he visited in Japan, the crew was forced to cover the name with a tarp and all the sailors from that ship were given the day off when Trump stopped by so he wouldn't have to see the ship's name on their uniform.

Millions of people will vote for this guy to be their leader in less than 18 months.

White House Wanted USS John McCain ‘Out of Sight’ During Trump Japan Visit

 

Stable genius.


EDIT: H/T @Pilot

 

No one tell Trump about the USS George H.W. Bush or else we'll have to sink it.

Edit: Apparently is named for Sen. McCain, not his father.

Edit edit: Kind of. Is named for 3 different John McCains.

 

Per Wikipedia, it's named for his grandfather, father and the senator. But the man thinks windmills cause cancer, solar power is useless at night and raking the forest will save California. Need I say more?

EDIT: Adds grandfather.

 

The only thing I stand by is my Bush joke!

 

Just fixed my post too.

 

If I'm the Navy, I'm waiting until after Trump is out of office to name one for Obama.

 

I wonder if those sailors want MAGA patches, or if they'd like to open fire on Trunp's helicopter.

 

Fuckboy set sail on the USS Basement Bathroom Stalls in the War Against Gonorrhea.

 

You think members of the U.S. Navy would like to commit treason and murder their Commander in Chief?

 

Imagine serving in the Navy - doesn't matter what the ship is named - but you're told to cover it up and take off because the President doesn't want to be seen with you. Figure more than a few of them and their family members even voted for Trump.