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what is it with G-d and dicks?
1 Samuel 18:25 Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other pricef for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revengeg on his enemies.’ ” Saul’s planh was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.

26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed,
27 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

28 When Saul realized that the Lord was with David and that his daughter Michal loved David,

This Book Documents All the People God Slaughtered in the Bible

 

When Nixon was impeached by the House, there were US military personnel providing support to South Vietnam prior to that state's collapse. When Clinton was impeached, we were still engaged in the Balkans.

 

Vietnam had been going on for years. The Balkans? Sheeeeeeet.

About to go toe to toe with Iran over complete shit? A little different.

 

Nixon wasn't actually impeached, although he would have been within a couple days.

 

She probably hadn't dipped into the keg of Celebrator yet.

She looked like my dog when she ate a whole peach.

 

The new Evil Empire.

 

Very fine people at Trump's rally today support Roger Stone and Augusto Pinochet.

 

It's a racist fascist cult, standing on the shoulders of millions of plain old Republicans who're basically the same but lack the guts to say so.

 

Trump Never Stopped Campaigning Long Enough to Govern