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I wasn't aware they had that much power. Their efforts seem unlikely because the Greatest President Ever is in office, right?

 

Sure opened my eyes. I thought they only played that game in Portland.

 

Is that a bad thing?

 

Communists, ISIS, the women's soccer team....whatever. Reminds me of this clip from WKRP....

Arthur Carlson : [about Les' complaint about reading the disaster plan on the air concerning the tornado] What problem?

Les Nessman : It doesn't cover tornadoes. It's for what to do if the Russians attack.

Arthur Carlson : The Russians?

Les Nessman : Or Chinese.

Arthur Carlson : Les, you take that emergency file, and you get on the air, and when you see the word "Russians", you substitute the word "tornadoes".

Les Nessman : Oooh, that's a good idea.

Les Nessman : [sitting down and speaking into the microphone] This is a special emergency report from WKRP in Cincinnati. Now here with that report is Les Nessman.

Les Nessman : [to Mr. Carlson] Somebody else is supposed to read that.

Arthur Carlson : Just get back on the air.

Les Nessman : [back into the live microphone] The City of Cincinnati has just been attacked by the godless... tornadoes!

 

The One and Only Party of True Christian American Family Values strikes again and again and again.

 

Gorka is an award-winning journalist.

 

Real talk, I could give two fucks who wants to go to the White House. I didn't degrade the Baylor women's basketball team for going. I don't applaud the Golden State Warriors for not going. It's fucking inconsequential.

 

In retrospect, I hope Jon Voight got fucked in the ass on that river.

 

As Mars is to the moon, so is the kidney to the heart.