President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

guess who's got two thumbs and tweets out everything lindsey graham says?

this guy




communists

 

I’d be more impressed if the Dem points to him and says, “My fellow Americans, this man has verifiably lied to you more than 10,000 times during his term. He will be lying to you tonight. In fact, he and his party literally call them alternate facts. So, every single thing he says means the opposite. He says up, that means down. He says left, that means right. Don’t believe a word that the current President of the United States says.”

I realize it's too long for typical short-attention voter, but it should be said.

 

Trump is truly America’s Bigot-in-Chief

 

The 1950s called. They want their cheap buzzwords back.

 

Do you come on this site just to tongue BTE's anus?

 

Anus sidejack, STAT ...

 

She gets arrested for assault on a federal officer. He doesn't get arrested because he's POTUS and POTUS can't be prosecuted. He tells his klan, "No real American can vote for somebody facing a felony charge." They get even more fired up and they all get out to vote. He wins big.

 

rim...shot!

Ba-dum-bing

 

I thought it was this:

 

I think I've got this figured out. Trump's racist rant yesterday was designed to deflect attention from the fact that the ICE raids didn't happen as he proclaimed they would. This deflection insulates him from criticism from his klan, which might have wondered if he was getting soft.
In truth, the ICE thing was a canard. They were never going to do it after announcing they were going to do it. Now that the alleged threat has passed, people may let their guard down. And then he'll pounce.

 

I think it was designed to be subtly racist, only it came out as completely, utterly, despicably racist.