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President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Nov 12, 2016.

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  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    He couldn't read the ingredients list on a Big Mac. He'd get stuck on "lettuce,"
    thinking it should be spelled "let us."
     
    Starman, Jul 23, 2019
    #143245
  2. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Why would he have need to read the ingredients? He sings the ingredients jingle every morning while they spray on his hair.
     
    TigerVols, Jul 23, 2019
    #143246
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    The orange color is McDonald's special sauce they spray on every morning before he spends two hours under the sun lamps.

    You ever smell a Big Mac that's been sitting out in the sun two hours??

    :eek: :eek:
     
    Starman, Jul 23, 2019
    #143247
  4. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

     
    garrow, Jul 23, 2019
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  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Keep the guvvmint's hands off my social security!!
     
    Starman, Jul 23, 2019
    #143249
  6. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

    garrow, Jul 23, 2019
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  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member



    And all he had to do was ring up Monkey Boy Mnuchin and tell him to ship over another semi truck full of hundreds!! Didn't exactly hurt!!
     
    Starman, Jul 23, 2019
    #143251
  8. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    And Medicare!
     
    Tarheel316, Jul 23, 2019
    #143252
  9. Della9250

    Della9250 Well-Known Member

     
    Della9250, Jul 23, 2019
    #143253
  10. Della9250

    Della9250 Well-Known Member

     
    Della9250, Jul 23, 2019
    #143254
  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    My daughter is getting married and Mexico is paying for the wedding
     
    heyabbott, Jul 23, 2019
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  12. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    The check is in the mail, I’m sure.
     
    swingline, Jul 23, 2019
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