2019 Pro Wrestling thread

Somebody better tell Cena.

WWE's Jimmy Uso Arrested for DUI In Florida

 

Someone else here posted this before, but it’s so good, I may as well post it again:

Welcome to the Uso Penitentiary!!

 

Evergreen post.

Drunk since Day One-ish

 

Vince took a shot at AEW’s blood bath on the E conference call. Has to be a stab at the Rhodes bros match and at Moxley. Interesting to hear

 

Playing the role of The Lamp tonight is ...

 

Would've been genius if they could pull Truth's arm and the light turn on, a la Uncle Fester.

 

Heck, have fun with it. She pulls one arm, and in the other, he has a flashlight that he puts in the shade.

 

From the Kindergarten Cop cutting room floor: "Boys have a penis. Mike Kanellis has a vagina."

 

Well, that's a twist. Why do I think WWE would actually consider Maria actually getting pinned in the OB/GYN office.

 

I know she's supposed to be a heel, and it's the whole point of her gimmick, but I really do not like Maria Kanellis. So, so annoying.

 

See, I kinda like it. She’s being a heel and showing a personality.

There does have to be some sort of end game to the storyline, although Mike really can’t get revenge by beating her up.

 

Maria is bedridden under doctor's orders and the fetus pins her?