President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

i will avenge you my queen with a legion of retweets this will not go unanswered

 

Mooch spelled "including" wrong.

Taft topped out at 330; Fatfuck blew past that in early summer 2017 and has been shoveling down semi-truckloads of hamberders every day since.

A pound a week is a perfectly logical assessment of the expansion of his ass and other lard storing appendages. Maybe conservative.

In mid-2018, Fatboy (actually 6-1 as opposed to his fraudulently claimed 6-3) caught up and steamrolled over the 5-10 Taft in BMI, and officially became the fattest president ever by every definition.

 

Oddly enough, most former presidents seem to age and get gaunt because of the stress and workload of the job. Not FATUS.

 

The dude they tossed wasn't even that fat - sure, a pot belly, but he didn't have neck cleavage.
If Trump had any musculature (look at his T-Rex type arms), he could - might - wear the weight semi-well.
I thumbed through the Wolff book at a store today and somebody was quoted as saying how "physically imposing" Trump was.
Anybody who's stood next to even an NFL kicking specialist know that a run-of-the-mill fat guy is not "physically imposing."

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fatboy. The minute you do anything with tariffs to really bother the Chinese, you'll think you got fucked by a freight train. They'll fuck you back bigly.

Although to be more accurate, they'll fuck us (the American people), not you. You'll be doing fine with the billions of cash you're looting from the treasury every day.

 

Hard to have stress when you don't give a shit about the general worries of a president and you don't do much actual work.

 

I know you have to be of a certain age or a journalist to really get this but it's wonderful

 

Same paper, too, which adds a little extra awesome.

 

It’s phenomenal. Headline of the year.