President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

"Nasty" is his term for women that don't defer to him.

 

I’ve spent many hours with a dementia patient — my mother — who required less attention and made more sense.

 

Ha. You think they give a fuck? As long as their precious second amendment and their ability to wield assault weapons for no fucking reason are protected, they'll gladly sacrifice the brown kids.

Let's not give Racisticlans any more credit than they deserve.

 

If you see wood sprouting Avonside, you'll know why.

 

He orders the hamlet when they're out of hamberders.

 

I guess Der Governator was the last one. I could live with his Republican-ness today if you subtracted all the Trumpster-ness from the equation.

 

That one's still rising. Well done.

 

"He was joking! Don't you people have a sense of humor?"

Trump says he wanted to give himself Medal of Honor

 

All of Trump's batshit crap is just a diversion, and it's not three-dimensional chess or even two-dimensional chess. He knows he can lift his leg and fart to keep people from talking about the economy, or the 17 articles of impeachment that are coming, or his piss-poor poll numbers. That's been his MO since he soiled the Bible with his tiny hand with his toes crossed.

 

Another of these lower-level candidates that would be a great fit in whomever's cabinet