Week 1 NFL: The Chiefs march to the Super Bowl begins

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He's, ahem, showing his wide-eyed optimism, amirite?

 

Moncrief was so bad last year the Jaguars cut him loose. That should have told the Steelers something.

 

7:32 pm Booger: they gonna miss #90 Clowney. They gonna miss his disruption
7:33 pm Booger: I like what I’m seeing from the Texans defense. Playing hard.

 

Fucking hell. Booger makes this almost unwatchable.

 

I will never understand this bizarre desire to get Taysom Hill a snap. Totally kills the rhythm when Brees gets it going.

 

I had the same thought when I saw them last season. Brees is a Hall of Famer and if his play has dropped off at all, it isn't by much. Any time you take him out of the game it is a gift to the opposition.

 

Hindus and Buddhists have solidly weighed in in the "dont give a fuck" camp as well.

 

When opposing fans think “Hill is in the game. Thank God. No TD pass here,” that’s not a good thing for the Saints.

 

Watson isn't going to last the season if he's already been sacked twice and carried three times - his back up is AJ McCarron. Texans don't make the playoffs if Watson misses time. Their defense looks okay though.

And yeah - Booger would be third-or fourth string at best on Fox or CBS Sunday games. Peyton really is just waiting for Eli to retire right?

 

At least according to Spotrack, Petyon made $248M in salary, alone, while he was playing. No idea what he made in endorsements, but it was probably a lot, since it seemed like he was in every other commercial for several years. I'm positive he would get more than Romo - rumored to be around $10M a year - but he probably makes something approaching that anyway on that whole "bring in a celebrity for $500k a pop speaking circuit" for Fortune 500 companies.

 

I can’t imaging Manning would be worth more than Romo, who is easily the best ex-athlete analyst of any pairing pretty much ever. And I think Peyton is too much of a company man to tell the truth that Romo does.