So I'm stuck getting new tires...

... And the only thing on the TV is a really bad telenovela. For some reason we're jumping back and forth in time to learn how everyone is affected by an explosion at the hospital ¡que lastima!

We meet a boy who is getting bullied and the teacher doesn't believe him but a cop does. While the cop is yelling at the boys, the hospital goes boom. Now the bullies and the bullied are running toward the scene with the cop.

Meanwhile a teenage girl who has been kicked out of hee house for having a baby is in shock because the hospital is where she sent her baby for adoption.

The bullied kid is being called a hero by his mom and she absolutely must make him a sandwich.

Now teen girl wants her baby back and is making an impassioned plea to a nurse who was in the explosion for the child back

 

Yo hablo ingles.
<insert Kermit sipping tea>

 

Awesome! My dentist always has the Hallmark Channel on. So I basically know the plot before it gets to the first walk-in bathtub ad.

 

Police officer sees his family again and is a hero. I can't tell if they are at the same blown up hospital or a new one. The people are walking around in soot.

Oh oh we have La Virgen we must have had a miricle. Blown up nurse is standing with her eyes closed and wind whisping through her hair.

Aww they declared we are all heros! I can go home happy!... Hold on I still don't have my car back. Shit. Now the show is over.

 

Oh f yeah another episode!

 

A girl thinking the deep thoughts of why girls must like pink and boys must like blue because she likes blue. But the moment is ruined because her alcoholic friend just arrived drunk.

 

Car will be ready in 10 minutes. Not much time left to learn about blue girl

 

God this thing is coming off like a bad after school special.

Blue girl is mad at alcoholic friend who is planning a grad party because there might be alcohol there. Alcoholic boyfriend just spent way too long looking at blue girl and she properly chastised him

 

Damn commercials. I'm going to run out of time.

 

Oh shit things are going down. Blue girl fainted because she won't eat now mom is forcing chicken down her throat!

 

Now she's sexually assaulted? And she just smashed an ash tray over alcoholic's boyfriend's head? I'm lost

 

I actually laughed out loud in my family room. Dang, I need to watch Univision or Telemundo on Hulu.