Who has outkicked their coverage more than Ric Ocasek?

Never underestimate the effect of being on-stage. Way back about 25 years ago I went to see my buddy's roommate, a comedian of some note, he won the SF Stand Up Comedy Competition and was on a Little Caesar's commercial, but he was frankly not a good looking guy, 6'5" with a big head and gangly to say the least (un-athletic). Well after the show (he was the headliner), buddy says "let's go up and say hi" and as we go up I see total babes (90's talk) crowding around him and oogling him like he's the Beatles. Most unreal scene I've ever experienced.

 

Also, Mike Nichols and Diane Sawyer. She was absolute gas when she was younger. No one was worthy of her. No one!

 

"Can you please pass the cocaine?" -- Thanksgiving at either of these houses.

 

I will straight up murder the man she is ogling here.

 

Really, all of us.

 

May God forever bless beautiful women who will bang ugly men.

 

Great Jimminy Funbags!
Those tits are bigger than her head!

 

Freakin Walsh and that smirk.
My dog makes the same smirk when she has to go outside and take a shit.

 

Reminds of the time Letterman had Jerry Hall on and she was wearing some big-time push-up bra and he said (paraphrasing because I don't remember the actual quote), "That reminds me, I think I might have overinflated my tires."