Who has outkicked their coverage more than Ric Ocasek?

Would you look at the shit-eating grin on his face?
Those two-love birds. Sitting on the edge of a bed.
She either just got done sucking him off or changing his diaper.
Either way.......that shit-eating grin.

 

[Googles "Don Mossi's wife"]

 

I think we have a winner.

 

That most of the guys mentioned on here are singers should be of no surprise. Just ask Eddie Murphy:

 

I think NASCAR drivers a) are usually shorter guys and b) some aren't good looking and c) not exactly the most evolved humans.

 

Out kicked his coverage ... then kicked to the curb

 

The definitive answer:

 

A friend of mine who is in a boom or bust legal specialty tells the story of a super successful guy in the field who had a stunning wife. At late night drinks after a conference, my buddy asks him how he got such a gorgeous wife. The guy says, I’m not that attractive, but when I stand next to my Gulfstream, I’m Richard Gere.

 

This will sound like bragging, but oh well. In university, despite not being the most attractive physical specimen, I did well with women. I was living in a dorm and this Italian guy, who had just seen me at a bar with another girl, lost his mind at me. His English wasn't great, and he was sputtering and kind of mad, so he couldn't get out what he wanted to say, exactly, I don't think. What he did say was, "How you get these beautiful women? I don't understand. You look like animal."

I just looked at him and said: "Funny goes a long fucking way, Antonio."

Jason Sudeikis has crushed his whole life. I guarantee it.

 

Will never forget watching her walk the course at the U.S. Open one year, and the crowd collapsing in her wake. She was like a hurricane. She took men off their feet wherever she went. They were laid out behind her like matchsticks.

 

I’ve been described as pretty funny and played the long game well in university. I had 2 consecutive girlfriends in the Theatre department that even made a prof ask one of them what she was doing with me.

If you don’t have cash or talent making them laugh was the next best thing.