Who has outkicked their coverage more than Ric Ocasek?

She's got kind of a lazy eye. That's acceptable.

 

I have a real aversion to fake boobs. On par with my aversion to strip clubs. Both sentiments usually blow the minds of my friends and acquaintances. This might be its own thread...

 

I sometimes wonder who I am most alike at this crazy place, and I think it's you, and I feel like that's bad news for both of us.

I read Alex Morgan was thinking about getting fake boobs, and I wanted to be like Clint Eastwood in Line of Fire diving across the room to prevent catastrophe. I get that how men worry about their dick size, women worry about their breast size, but in both cases there's this weird societal idea that everybody likes huge. Not true. Most people just want... nice? Also natural, no matter the size, trumps fake every time.

*bangs gavel*

 

For fat guys, funny and coke gets you good looking women of a certain type. Belushi, Kinison, and Farley.

 

I would imagine anyone with an aversion to fake books would also have an aversion to strip clubs.

 

This made me laugh.

It weirdly reminds me of a friend of mine, at a party when the conversation turned to phobias. Spiders, tight spaces, the usuals. Then he said, "I'm scared of getting beaten around the head and face." And I was like, I don't think that's a phobia. I think that's called survival instinct.

 

I don't have a problem with fake boobs, but often they just don't look right.

A few years back, my wife's sister got hers done. She was in her early 50s at the time. I thought it was one of the dumber things I've ever heard, for a woman who was married with two adult children to get that done, but she really wanted them. I think they were a present from her husband, so at first we thought it was him pushing for it, but she insisted that it was her idea.

 

Each to their own, but agreed. When I was in LA, there was a woman I saw on the beach fairly regularly who was probably 80 with very clearly fake, and I would guess new, boobs. Like, they were the one part of her body that wasn't wrinkled. It was very strange. But I'm assuming she liked them.

 

That would ring alarm bells for me if I were her husband. Like, whose attention is she trying to get? Obviously not mine bc she already has it..

 

So, how did they look?

 

Agree with you. Not a mismatch at all.

 

She should have spent the money on her face. (I can only say that in this thread)