Things you strongly dislike, but which most guys/girls like

I do not like fake boobs. At all. I'm a boob man, but fake boobs are a real turnoff. I understand why some women would want a little extra, but they're not gaining my attention. I'd be lying if I didn't say I kind of judge women harshly who have them. It's just how I'm wired.

Also, strip clubs. I will not go to another one in my life. I'm engaged and will be having a bachelor party. My friends are welcome to go to strip clubs, throw money at women -- mostly with fake boobs -- and get hard-ons while sitting next to other dudes. But I won't be there.

So, what are you some things you strongly dislike, but which most guys/girls like?

 

Sitcoms. Haven't watched one since Night Court.

 

Up in the Upper Valley I lived 100 yards from a strip club. I'd go ... not for the cliche of it but to be a fly on the wall and watch the human condition at its finest ... to soak in the atmosphere ... dark and dank and secretive ... to get a good whiff of desperation and crotch sweat ... to watch the women on stage contort around and fuck a pole and to watch the men and women who watched the women on stage contort around and fuck a pole ... to have a few beers and scotches and listen to music ... there was a long and lithe dancer named Innocence, 6-foot at least, who worked the stage and her pole to Audioslave's Like a Stone ... and this was life at its fullest and best.

Wait, so what's your question again?

 

Guacamole. I don't understand the fascination with it.

 

Seth Rogen.

 

I'm from L.A. and supposed to be predisposed to avocados ... but guac is stupid.

 

I bet you'd eat at a strip club buffet, though.

 

Californians think avocado goes with everything. Avocado is like salt to them. I was like, Enough avocado already.

 

If I could eat with Innocence, sure.

 

What's considered a sitcom? Like, you've never watched Parks and Rec or The Good Place or Letterkenny?

 

Most alcohol and videogames.