A really sh###y story in the NYT

Maybe Fatboy is right.

Women Poop. At Work. Get Over It.

 

I was saying to my fiance the other day that I've never seen my boss in the men's room. Not once. He lives in town and I suspect he runs home every time he's in search of a smashing success -- or even a quick piss.

That'd just kind of weird to me. Maybe he's a germaphobe. Not sure there's an appropriate way to broach that topic: "Say, boss, how come I never see ya in the shitter?"

Contrast that with other co-workers who spend so much time in there I suspect they're napping.

 

I just rocked a piss and there was music and dialogue coming from one of the stalls.

 

Does that need to be an NYT article?

 

Bride confesses to taking 'a really big dump' moments before walking down the aisle- not realising her groom is wearing a microphone

 

The Times is ON it.

 

"All The Shit That Fits, We Print."

 

An old roommate from my bachelor days used to time his bowel movements for when he'd be at the office. He liked to say it made him a professional shitter, since he was on the clock when he was in there. Also, too, because we'd often run out of TP at the house we'd rent.

 

Cool story.

 

This is the exact reason I take my shits at home. Shop is too cheap to keep stock of TP and it's less than five minutes to wipe with something better than single ply.