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That Pounce guy... lol

 

You know what's mind-blowing?

Any other 73-year-old overweight, easily-triggered, flies-off-the-handle-like Ralph Kramden motherfucker who eats nothing but bullshit KFC, charbroiled steaks well done, hamberders and soft drinks WHIIIIIIILE having stress out the ass from having one of the most stressful jobs in the world coupled with a new scandal and investigation day after day, week after week to scream at on Twitter and Fox would have had some sort of cardiac episode or stroke by now. At least be worn down enough to have pneumonia or some other illness.

But this son of a bitch hasn't even missed a day for the fucking flu. Not one. At no time in this three-year shitshow has the guy had to go to a hospital and be out of the public eye.

I'm not 100-percent convinced there's a God, but shit like this damn near guarantees for me there's a Satan.

 

As my granny used to tell me - bad grass don't die.
I for one wish him a long long healthy life, behind bars.

 

Yeah. Ask Jeffrey Epstein how that works.

 

Whistleblower Seeking Further Federal Protection: Report

Q: What's $50,000 to these fuckers?

A: If I'm the whistleblower, I tell Team Fatfuck, "I want Fifty Billion dollars, and I'll go away and lose my memory."

"You can get fifty billion dollars, you're the president. You're the boss of the secretary of the US Treasury, which runs the US Mint. You make one phone call, he prints out however much money you tell him to. So you tell them to print out fifty billion dollars, and deliver it to a location of my choice."

 

Didn't he bail out of one of his grueling European trips a day or two early, then spend the next couple of days "resting?"

 

I will be rooting for the Twins to go five at the Yankees.

 

Jacob Frey. Let me guess.
Stand by for some very fine commentary from some very fine people.

 

Here's another one for you.

 

Keep them coming.

 

GOP: Anyone investigating Trump foreign dealings is obviously biased and on a witch hunt and should be locked up.
Trump investigating someone else's foreign dealings is absolutely aboveboard and completely normal. Hell, it would be criminal NOT TO!.