NFL Week 7 Thread: The Tim Worley-Dirley Conspiracy

The Dolphins just ran a fake field goal on fourth-and-1 inside the 5, and got the first down but not the touchdown.
On the next play, one of the Bills' defensive tackles came through the middle of the line unblocked and almost took the handoff from Ryan Fitzpatrick. Sack and a 10-yard loss.
On the play after that, Fitzpatrick threw an interception.
That's how you get to 0-16, folks. Bad execution and bad luck.
And, all of that said, they're still beating the Bills 14-9 halfway through the third quarter so I suppose the Bills are also showing how you get to 7-9 every year.

 

The Rams' Aaron Donald and the Falcons' Devonte Freeman get into a kerfluffle. Donald grabs Freeman by the collar, lifts him off the ground and starts pushing him backward. Freeman responds by reaching out to push Donald off of him, which includes a shove to the face.
Freeman got ejected for throwing a punch, and Donald didn't for instigating the thing.
WTF?

 

Yes.

 

Wait......Terrell Suggs is still in the NFL?
Is this 2007?

 

Freeman trying to fight Donald was adorable

 

I need to see video of this.
Just saw it. He just punched another player in the helmet. I hope he broke his fucking hand.

 

So the under is assured the question is will the Niners get a TD to cover

 

I agree on both counts. Second half has definitely been better.

 

Let's go fluke ass safety for a surprise cover! ... yeah I'm not holding my breath

 

Watching commercials during NFL games makes me ill.
Cellphones.
Cars.
Insurance.
Rinse lather repeat.

 

I mean

 

You forgot light beer