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What about the 1850s?
Preston Brooks caned Charles Sumner on the Senate floor

 

Now I'm really rooting for a sweep by Walgreens.

 

I’m now hoping the Walgreens will sweep.
Wonder who he’d root for since both teams are in his klan. Walgreens hosted a GOP retreat during the fedruhl shutdown, and they’ve got Beer Bong Brett in their back pocket. Astros took several days to whack a guy who openly mocked domestic violence, doing so only after two statements that revealed their true values.

 

Texas supported him.

D.C. voted 95.91 percent for Crooked Hillary.

He's for the Astros.

 

Not a lot of people know Sam Houston was a Democrat. And he owned slaves. Lots of them, believe me. But he also went to war against Mexico, so I don't know how to feel. I'm conflicted folks. (Walks around stage supposedly mimicking Houston). Remember the Alamo! You folks remember the Alamo right? Of course you do. Great day, great day. My dad was born there.

 

Bush owned the Texas Rangers. Astros

 

Baseball Commissioner Landis... great man, great man; we talk all the time.. asked me to throw out the first touchdown in the World Series. It's gonna be Game 8. No president has ever done that. It will be a perfect throw out. I was a great baseball pitcher in high school. The Houston Rockets actually wanted to draft me, but I got a doctor to say I had bone spurs, and now they are in the World Series.

 

So I'm with Landis, --Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman were there as well-- and I says to him: you gotta ban 'em. Get those sons of bitches off the field, I tell him. And it's Chicago, so you know they are corrupt. But when people hear that I banned the Black Sox, they scream that I am racist--oh do they do a number on you, folks.

 

450+

 

Healthiest. President. Ever.