President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I have a perfect record in the Presidents Race.

 

Like this fat ass pussy bitch could throw anything other than a fit.

 

My God, the first President to throw out the first pitch was the supremely cut Taft. And Trump can't? Of course, one of the less dim staffers realized that Trump would get his ass booed out there and wind up nuking Disneyworld or something in response.

 

Instead, he will throw out his back climbing a few steps to the luxury boxes.

 

He’s going to be strongly rooting for the Astros. What that fake news lady reporter did to them is so unfair. Believe me, Osuna wouldn’t be stalking or hitting her.

 

Sweet Jesus.

Bannon returns from exile to wage impeachment battle for Trump

 

Yeah, there's still that one little corner of Syria that Trump is ready to have American troops shed their blood over. The oil fields, predictably enough.

How long till he claims we took them fair and square?

Pentagon planning to send tanks, armored vehicles to Syrian oil fields

 

So, they're investigating the investigation they say totally exonerated Trump? Fucking corrupt clown show.

 

He's dumb enough to think everybody there is gonna love him. I swear he has already donated his brain to science fiction.

 

#thecouphasalreadyhappened

 

From numerous reports Fucko has kept him on speed dial the whole time. Nobody ever really gets fired from this junta.

Bannon, of course, has kept busy in Europe with his fellow-traveler Shiite Catholics, working furiously to overthrow the Pope.