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Trump better be buried in a private location because the line to piss on his grave will be caravan long if it's known and accessible.

 

Of course they bitched and screamed about SOCILISM the entire eight years under Bill Clinton, then clammed up as soon as Shrubby Bush took over.

 

This cheap shit always blows up in the GOP's face. Always.

 

This new ISIS leader.

Seems like the terrorism version of the offensive coordinator the last ten years. No HC experience — not even running caliphates in Yemen or Sri Lanka.

Sounds like a player’s coach. If they pull off successful car bombings on Sunday that kill children, he gives them Tuesdays off with no beheadings.

But can he recruit?

 

A bunker in Berlin?

 

Moscow. Or Trump Doral, whichever one isn't under water by the time he's dead.

 

People will come, Ray. They'll come to Moron Lago for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up the driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at the door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you take a piss on his grave," you'll say. "It's only $25 per person. Fifty bucks to drop a turd. Special group rates available."

They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and brains they lack. And they'll walk out to the gravesite; squat on the golden toilet on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats where they sat in front of the teevee and cheered their god emperor.

And they'll watch the tapes and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters pissed straight from Russian teenage hookers. The golden showers will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come, Ray. The one constant through all the years, has been corruption. America has rolled by like a pathetic teevee reality show. It has been erased like a videotape, recorded Over and erased again. But corruption has marked the time. This abomination at at Moron Lago; it's a part of our past. It reminds of us of all that once was rotten and probably will be again. Oh... people will come. People will most definitely come.

 

Oh, Hirono not this again.

Schatz of espresso.

 

We watched this live in class. Before the vote started, I wrote 233-195 on the board. My kids think I'm a physic or something. I told it really wasn't that hard of call.