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The manager of the radio station in Melbourne told me countless times: "I don't care what happens to you guys. I got insurance for that. Just don't wreck the f---in' news van."

 

No, a cowboy hat does not go with a tuxedo.

 

You obviously don't live in Texas. Hell, I've seen cowboy boots with shorts at the beach.

 

someone's never been to the CMAs

 

I went to college in Nashville and saw plenty of these looks around town, including at fraternity formals. Still doesn’t make it right. Do baseball players wear their caps with formal wear? It’s a juvenile look.

 

What’s wrong with being juvenile?

 

Nothing. You do you. Wear the Cowboy hats, suck on the pacifiers. Respect

 

I'm not worried about the cowboy hats, but somebody get Tim McGraw and Faith Hill some sandwiches, stat!

 

Well, that’s better than your previous one. Are you repenting?