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I'm assuming that it refers to this.

 

Report: President Trump's campaign agrees on 'broad terms' to buy Super Bowl LIV ad

My guess on the premise: Regis Philbin (or some other z-list celebrity) plays a "Fake News" reporter traveling to Mar-a-Lago to interview the great man himself. Along the way, the reporter listens to snippets of Trump's "greatest" speeches. When the reporter arrives at the "winter White House" he finds it surrounded by a white mob silently standing there wearing red MAGA hats.

The mob quickly puts the reporter into a bamboo cage. Then, Trump--obese and sweating--waddles out of his pleasure palace and intones: "Many players in today's game went to the U. I know about the U. --The Ukraine. And my call was perfect. Vote for me. What the hell else are you gonna do?"

 

Bullshit like this just pisses me off. FYI, I had to show ID when I voted in my deep blue precinct on Nov. 5.

 

It's a shame so many Americans forget to take themselves off the voter rolls after dying.

 

That was a champion fart. You could tell Swalwell was ready to laugh.
Years ago I'd heard Larry King would cut 'em on the spot around people - and then get mad if you laughed.
He has/had some disorder where he couldn't control it.

 

Of course, he's denying it.

 

Spartan-
That's hilarious, thank you.
It's like an Ali G skit.
Being asked by a hot reporter if you cut a fart live on the air - only in Trumpworld.

 

It almost certainly wasn’t him. The fart didn’t echo like his voice. Indeed it seemed more in the foreground than his voice. Had to be a MSNBC person.

 

that's a serious air biscuit ...

 

Vindman isn't a great speaker, but he is laying it out there.