President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I feel bad for Barron. Imagine this guy being your father.
Barron shows all the signs of flat effect depression, and who wouldn't being a kid in that family.

 

HOTUS

 

Trump is jealous and angry because she was on Time's Person of the Year cover and he wasn't.

It's as simple as that. Yeah, she's female and famous for fighting against climate change, but that's not the heart of it.

 

Frankly, when this impeachment process ends with the GOP Senate voting to keep Trump, I would love it if Pelosi, Schiff, Nadler, Schumer, etc. would call a press conference and announce that they knew that Trump would never be removed in advance, that they were joking the entire time, that the entire impeachment was a joke, and that their joke was designed to trigger Trump and the Republicans and it worked. Joke’s on you, GOP snowflakes!

Trump and the Republicans would be ethered.

 

Well of course. That’s a key part of the Republican playbook.

 

Remember when FDR did one of his Fireside Chats and said, “When that Hollywood elitist Shirley Temple showed up on our movie screens for the first time, that is a date that will live in infamy. The only thing we have to fear is the good ship Lollypop sinking. But the Nazis won’t do it. Hitler promised me. He also told me it was fake news that the British need our help. It was a lovely letter from my good friend Adolf, believe me, folks.”

 

When he hangs from a piano wire noose, make sure to dress him as a 16-year-old girl

 

Fake news
Fake photos
Real crisis

 

Option 3 would be this board has become so lopsided that anything deviating from your preferred emotional impulses sets folks off.

I'm not a faithful GOP voter. At all. I'm also not like, well, you, or many of the people here, I guess.

This thread is largely tweets at this point. Nobody says a hell of a lot of anything.