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Folks on the far right would tell you there's no such thing as a center-left or even moderate Evangelical.

 

"You see, man, that's exactly how he intends to be president until 2025, by makin' it feel like there's no chance before that, man! And when he's gone, what are they going to say about him? What? Are they going to say he was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man!"

 

I think we need to keep as close an eye on Trump vs. McConnell as we do McConnell vs. Pelosi. Moscow Mitch wants the wham, bam, thank you ma'am trial, while Trump wants one with all the bells and whistles (and Judge Jeannie in the gallery, just for shits and giggles). Pelosi may very well be taking one out of Trump's playbook, playing the bullies against each other.
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Trump's also accepted Pelosi's invitation to deliver the State of the Union address in February. If he does deliver it, it's gonna be Festivus on steroids. It may very well exceed the two hours-plus speech he gave at the rally in Battle Creek.'

 

Apparently the only way conservatives can watch A Christmas Carol is in reverse. A good and generous person becomes a selfish capitalist.

 

Charles Dickens' A MAGA Carol:
--Trump mocks Tiny Tim's disability
--Trump is visited by the ghost of Roy Cohn
--Trump sexually harasses Mrs. Cratchit, then says she's ugly
--Bob Cratchit goes to prison for some sleazy scheme Trump cooked up
--Trump has Fezziwig deported

 

The horror. The horror.

 

Imagine this: On the morning of SOTU, the states of New York, New Jersey, California and Illinois issue felony warrants for the arrest of Fatfuck.

 

But it gets cancelled the next year if it does not meet a certain percentage of turnout.

 

Pelosi is smart. Fatf*ck v. McConnell is brilliant.

 

One of President Donald Trump’s top re-election advisers told influential Republicans in swing state Wisconsin that the party has “traditionally” relied on voter suppression to compete in battleground states but will be able to “start playing offense” in 2020 due to relaxed Election Day rules, according to an audio recording of a private event obtained by The Associated Press

Trump adviser: Expect more aggressive poll watching in 2020

 

"All fucking Trumpers must fucking hang."