2019-20 NFL coaching carousel thread

Not sure if Rhule will leave or not but I am sure that if he does leave there is

No.
Fucking.
Way.

Baylor hires Mike Leach.

You have a better chance of being the next Pope than The Pirate does of walking the home sideline in Waco.

 

Hugh Freeze, come on down. He's a Christian, you know. Or so he says. His history of mistreating women -- even if only manifested by cheating on his wife with hookers -- is an important trait at Trump University of Central Texas.

 

So what's the deal in Dallas - is Jerry begging another owner to hire Garrett away so he doesn't have to "fire" Garrett? Is he stalling to see if he can get someone better? Trying to time it to bury it with other news? Seriously, as a Cowboy fan I would have serious confidence issues in the management of the club the way they've dilly dallied both with the Dak extension and the coaching decision.

 

If this is having it, then whoa boy.

 

OK.

 

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Jerruh fire Garrett at 31 flavors last night.

 

I don't see Jerrah! sitting on it because a rumor about the firing was on Twitter. I can see him stalling to announce it until later today as a NYE news dump.

 

I was thinking he wants to string it out, because every day nothing happens, he gets national press, his ego gets stroked. He needs it for tonight, it's like Ecstasy mixed with Viagra for him.

 

OK.
I'm playing devil's advocate here.
Do you think they are seriously considering bringing him back?
Leave Garrett NONE of the responsibility.
You bring in Sark to call the offense.
Load it up. Dump out the checkbook to Dak. You've got a fresh Zeke. Re-sign Witten for a year.
Yeah. Me neither.

 

Doug Marrone lives!

 

Hondo's response.