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Wall Street will prop it up as long as it has to. As soon as a Dem wins, the bottom will drop out.

 

A lot of people seem bullish on gold today. A play worth investigating.

 

"Hi, I'm William Devane. I value my independence a lot and that is why I invest in gold. Gold is my hedge against an insane assclown who has seized the controls of the greatest economy on earth."

 

I brought this up to my one Trump loving friend and he said the liberal media does worse than this everyday.

 

I've seen cartoons of Putin ass-fucking Trump. But members of Congress haven't been retweeting them.

 

The most pathetic one I've seen was Thom Tillis asking people to sign a birthday card for Eric Trump, like a sitting senator ought to be organizing McDonald's-type birthday parties.

 

I guess he wasn't up for bombing cultural sites.

 

Pretty nuts that Trump put a gun to the head of an Iranian general and blew his brains out.

Hit the mute button on the collective screech for a few minutes and think about the ramifications.

It's fucking nuts.

 

Hey, look PBS is premiering a documentary tonight about a vile, pathological liar Republican who employed Roy Cohn:

 

Hey Nimratahontas:

Imagine you have a sweet gentle old silver-haired granny living in a cute little bungalow.

One day, you drive up and see that a snarling mouth-foaming rabid dog is barking on her porch.

You reach in the trunk and pull out your trusty military surplus tripod-mounted bazooka.

You pull the trigger and bazoom, the bazooka annihilates the snarling rabid dog. Blown to bits.

However your sweet silver-haired granny is also incinerated as the house burns to the ground.

Perhaps there might have been a better way of getting rid of the rabid dog?

 

Trump will conspire with the Iranians to make sure they successfully bomb Baltimore, Chicago, St. Louis, LA or Pelosi's district in SF. Targeted to cultural sites in any or all of those cities. I'm not entirely kidding. I could see him doing something like that.