President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

When a building is on fire, the only person mad at the guy who pulled the alarm is the arsonist.

 

Certainly will with the brown shirts coming after him.

 

The real fear is the deputizing of hundreds of yokels in these Next of Kin-type towns. That has already been happening.

There's no need for them to form militias when they can do that.

 

Maybe, but the meme shared by one of my right-wing acquaintances showed a Schiff family photo and identified the whistleblower (allegedly in the photo) as the boyfriend of Adam Schiff's daughter.

The meme had four grammatical errors, misspelled the whistleblower's name and misidentified the young male in the photo as the whistleblower. A meme Yahtzee!

 

First of many?

 

The state of the union: We’re fucked until ...

 

Well, that's great, but it would be better to go, settle into your seat, let the teevee cameras focus on Fatfuck, then
march out the door as soon as he starts to speak.

Even better, all the female members march out at once. All the non-whites. Or a constant stream of one every 10 seconds, etc etc. See if you can goad the fat sack of shit into freaking out on camera.

 

I'd like a faceplant, not just the usual histrionics.

Too bad a very thin podium can't be set up that wouldn't allow him to straddle it like a shaky warthog.

 

I still like the idea of an audio cue - nothing as obvious as "You Lie" - but a cough, a sad trombone or clown horn or banging a garbage can after each Trump lie.

 

Not going to watch a second of it. Caps are on.

 

First of fewer than you might think. I'm sure some are of similar mindset to AOC who want the chance to shout "you lie!"

 

We deserve the faceplant. The country's been through a lot. He thinks he's a funnyman, it's time to deliver.