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With 62 percent of the Iowa Caucus (EDIT: precincts) reported per the AP, Bloomberg with ZERO percent of the vote? That's absolutely stunning for all the money he's poured into this.

 

He's not an option in the first four primaries. He missed the filing deadline.

 

Also not going to watch a second of it. Have to roll out of bed at 4 a.m.

 

I looked up “freakazoid.” This was the first entry.

 

Got it. That makes sense.

 

Well, actually … Report: Senator Amy Klobuchar’s Staff Mistreatment Goes Back a Decade

That will hit home with a lot of younger voters. Hell, that will probably hit home for Gen X voters who are still paying off grad/medical/law school.

Biden is also old as the hills, and everything about Bernie screams Old West-style "Try some of Dr. Sanders' Magic Elixir today and cure everything from body aches to toothaches to constipation to feminine hysteria, all with no more than a spoonful of Dr. Sanders' Magic Elixir! Try it now! It will aid masculinity, strengthen sperm and maintain your manly vigor!"

 

Currently weeping:

 

Steyer must love how well he's doing for what he's been spending

 

Is Biden going to finish fifth in Iowa? Yikes

 

With how Iowa has been getting beaten down in the last 24 hours, he can rebound nicely in New Hampshire.

 

Now Sanders can move on to NH and not explain how he'll pay for MFA.

 

Trump says he will award Rush Limbaugh with Medal of Freedom