2020 Pro Wrestling Thread

You deserve it works well too

 

Well, there's the "U - S - A!" chant.

If only we had the Iron Sheik.

 

I know the Small Business Administration is not in the line of succession, but imagine if Linda McMahon (when she was still in the office) was the designated survivor and something catastrophic happened.

Vince McMahon is the first lady of the United States.

 

Or Nikolai Volkov, but Trump would probably team up with him.

 

Mike Pence with the steel chair would be even better. Heads would explode.

 

First man Vince would 100% insist on still running Raw and blame the secret service to leaks to the dirt sheets

god damn pal

 

Cole, “Why Mr. Vice President? Why? Not tonight! Not like this!”

 

"Mike Pence is the third man! Mike Pence has betrayed the GOP! He is the third man!" "Probably the lowest shot ever given in a State of the Union!"

 

“It’s Susan Collins! But whose side is she on?”

 

"You Republicans have the evangelicals, and you say you have God on your side. Well Pelosi 3:16 says I just impeached your ass!"

 

“Trump never lies. He’s a close personal friend of mine. He invited me to play golf with him at Mar-A-Largo, but I’m too busy ripping off ... er, leading my Family.”

“Never lies? Give me a break! Get a load out of this guy.”

“They’re not lies. They’re just ... alternate facts.”

“WILL YOU STOP!” You and that fountain of misinformation Kellyanne are alike. One lies and the other swears by it.”

 

Daaaamn. Velveteen Dream returns with pictures of Roderick Strong's wife and kid on his trunks, with the message "Call me, Marina."