1st Crush

Damn teenagers.

 

Melissa Sue Anderson, who played Mary in Little House on the Prairie.

Stacy Keanan from My Two Dads.

Pro wrestling-wise, I liked Velvet McIntyre.

 

I always though Stacy's blonde friend was better looking.

 

All southern boys like this one.

 

If somebody says Fabulous Moolah, I'm out.

 

She's five years younger than me, so it probably would have been creepy for 18-year-old Cos to be crushing on her when she first started getting big.

Capriati is about three weeks younger than me, so that would have been more likely. Can't remember being all that enamored with her, though.

 

Let's math this out lol ... she turned 18 in '99.

So let's say a 13-year-old boy crushed on her then, meaning the boy was born in '86.

So what, no one here born 84'ish thru 86'ish?

Is that what SJ demographics are saying in 2020?

 

I doubt the number is zero, but it can't be too high. We're old as fuck here, man.

 

You really feel it when some of these folks pass away, like Farrah Fawcett.

We are closer to 2050 than we are to 1985.

 

No one admitted to either of these two. Maybe we're not that old.

 

I'll allow it.