Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

I went to a bar in either Tennessee or Kentucky one time that had a bathtub in the men's room. No urinals. Just a bathtub.

 

I've been to some dives where the "urinals" were galvanized buckets full of ice.

 

You are now prepared for the Talladega grandstand restroom experience.

 

What goes around comes around.

 

I swear to God, every time I see or read or hear a "don't touch your face" reminder, I'm touching my face.

I'm doomed.

 

To be fair, the vast majority of attendees will never have physical contact with another person.

 

Kentucky

In Tennessee we need horse watering troughs.

 

Wow

 

Recently I was in Alexandria, Va, which has a lively restaurant scene. I needed a quick convenience and ducked into an eatery. Staff directed me upstairs where I found relief in -- so help me -- a water closet. No sink, just a commode. For the staff, I guess. I made a point NEVER to eat there.

 

Use your forearm instead. As far back to the elbow as you can go.