Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Nothing's satire with these nitwits any more. By sundown, they'll have done something 100x stupider for real.

 

we’re doomed

 

You'd think the same image consultants who dress him in flowing Darth Vader/Boss Nass floor length robes disguised as sport coats to conceal his medicine ball-sized bloated gut, would tell him to wear turtlenecks instead of open collared shirts, to conceal his flap flabby walrus neck, flapping jowls, and octuple chins.

 

South by Southwest canceled.

 

Whodathunkit that the COVID19 virus would give birth to the very first thing Andy Borowitz has ever written that was funny.

 

If they cancel next week’s Sturgill Simpson/Tyler Childers show I WILL FUCKING RIOT

 

That's a $300 million event, folks.

 

"I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!!!"

 

How come all the money spent of the wall didn’t prevent the Corona Virus.

 

A lot of owners of small clubs in Austin just lost a chunk of revenue that they won’t make up. Damn.

 

It's just the beginning.

 

My wife is a manager at a restaurant in Seal Beach Ca. She says the YOY numbers this week are terrible. A combination of virus fears, and people less apt to spend money after seeing their 401ks this week