Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Stay classy, Aubs ...

 

Why is it that South Korea can test 20,000 per day and US has only tested 7700 total? Because CDC was gutted and FATUS directed no testing for political reasons. Pathetic. I’ll be happy when he’s gone and stuck on some reality show in 2025.

 

Yeah yeah, blah blah, bullshit. Like anybody in the world should worry about being "fair" to the fatfuck fascist.

 

Welp, they just canceled my son's school until mid-April. Online learning via Google classroom begins Tuesday.

 

Yeesh. That's going to be a rough few weeks. Good luck, but better safe?

We just got a notice from the union we may be closing for a week. But they'll just use it as Spring Break. I don't know how th

 

This sounds like a good way to support them, too.

 

Fun with Captions:

Lady on far left: "This is fucking whack."
Lady on middle left: "I've had fo many plafthtik thurgerieth that I don't know if I'm fmiling or cryingth"
Lady on middle right: "No one is paying attention to me anyway. They're just looking at my legs."
Lady on far right: "I just ate one of these Sour Creme and Onion chips and barfed in my mouth."

 

Yep, I've seen that making the rounds. And it makes sense.

 

Welp, my school is closing for three weeks. Waiting to break the news to the kids.

 

So, just taking Huff's asinine logic for a bike ride, the Dems would assent to large blue populations on the coasts to be affected.

There's a reason baseball players are recognized as the dumbest athletes in the major sports.

 

Blobasaurus is 13 minutes late to his scheduled press conference.

 

Alabama finally has it's first confirmed case, although the word was that there were at least three that they were waiting for test results to confirm. The state is not closing the schools. Current policy is that since they don't see any cases in the schools, they don't need to close. I don't know how educated people can be so bone stupid. Lifted from an article this morning:


When will officials close a K-12 school?

Alabama State Superintendent Dr. Eric Mackey said if a student, teacher, employee or regular volunteer tests positive for COVID-19, the school would close for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours for cleaning and further assessment by state health officials.