Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Great thread from SVP

 

2020 version is called novel Coronavirus because it’s a new version of that one.

 

Aka “we have two hours of airtime and nothing to fill it with.”

 

My school system hasn't announced a shutdown because we are on spring break next week, but it's coming.
Thursday at 1:30 p.m. - "Email administration with how your class will carry on with online learning, but you don't have to actually have it in place."
Friday at 8:30 a.m. - "Have your plan in place and all materials ready by the end of the day."

 

It's 3/14 ... CoronaPirus Day?

 

Grocery store yesterday at 4:30 was a complete shitshow. Stood behind a guy with OCD. Poor bastard.

Woman running the register was a manager. She looked like she was drug behind a horse through a mall parking lot.

 

Definition of PROFITEERING

He Has 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer and Nowhere to Sell Them

 

Went to our neighborhood local pub/restaurant for dinner last night. Half full, with tables carefully placed at least six feet apart. Ate at the bar, where three couples around our own age sat even more carefully six feet apart. Jambalaya was excellent. Left a 30 percent tip. On a normal Friday, you're lucky to find one seat at the bar, forget the tables.

 

I think this is something that is not mentioned very often. So you get a test for regular flu etc., then if negative the next step would be actual Corona test? Is that correct?

 

Beau knows who is in charge of updating the infrastructure, right?

 

Hope you feel better. After all, we have a fantasy baseball draft in approximately 33 1/2 hours.