Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Takeout and delivery only restaurant service allowed in Mass. starting Tuesday. Bars just closed.

 

My uncle--who objectively is not the brightest person--suggested he'd come to my neck of the woods for a family outting (since there are several of us who live within 30 miles of each other). I told him probably not the best thing since he and his brothers are late 50s to mid 60s. Not to mention my county is one of the hardest hit in the state. You'd think he was a teenage girl by the passive aggressive response I got.

 

Might need to ask this on some board in which hardcore Trumpers haven't been exterminated.

 

Soon-to-be-imprisoned Rep. Nunes on Fox urging people to go out to bars.

 

If you can't suck a lemon then suck an airplane toilet seat

 

One thing about living in Lexington, Ma. is that whack jobs like that are thin on the ground. We've got 'em, sure, but many fewer than in other places. Just park far away from any pickup truck.

 

Shouldn't she be licking a handrail?

 

Virginia will be shut down by tomorrow. Opening my house for happy hour for my small friend group after that. Gotta stay sane somehow.

 

Through the looking glass now:

 

CDC says no groups of 50 or more until mid-May.

Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19) - Get Your Mass Gatherings or Large Community Events Ready for Coronavirus Disease 2019

 

People make fun of Millennials, but Gen Z, man. There are no words for those idiots.