Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

That ain't happening. Sen. Cornyn and Gov. Abbott won't allow it. Trump's orders. Gotta keep the numbers down.

 

tremendous
we'll see what happens

 

American Red Cross: Severe blood shortage due to cancelled blood drives

 

The logic of this confounds me. Give blood because we've canceled your opportunities to give blood

 

I unfollowed a longtime FB friend because she started in on "this is how it begins" in regards to social distancing and how the GUBMINT was ruining the right to assemble. She's in her 30s and has four kids. Probably some Darwin shit going on there.

 

Also, my cats are giving the me the evil eye, like, why the fuck doesn't the human ever leave anymore?

 

Score one for the toilet paper hoarders.

 

I'm often sharing a chair with one working from home. That's different.

 

I'm finding that the people who are most emphatic about their "right to assemble" are people I'd very much encourage to assemble right now. Go ahead and slather yourself in Rona. The herd needs thinning.

 

And, as a trivial factoid, there actually is no such thing as Corinthian leather. It just sounded good.

Corinthian leather - Wikipedia

 

And while they're at it, they can exercise what they think are their God-given Second Amendment rights to shoot anybody. As long as they keep to their circle.