Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Oscar, I want to be informed just enough on a lot of things. My sister is an anthropologist and got me interested in the subject. Mostly group dynamics.

And I would really like to be around to see what posterity makes of this flaming pile of shit that constitutes the timeline we're living in.

 

I looked at the numbers start to pop in Florida and thought about those dumb nuggets who are headed home from Spring Break - with souvenirs.

 

Robert Heinlein's Future History timeline referred to these as "The Crazy Years". If he were alive to see it his mind would be totally blown.

 

Air brush that face!!!
Slim those cheeks!!!
Cut that power!!!

 

Yeah, exactly. I wonder what the towering minds that have recently departed would think of this.

I want to believe ... this ... is a statistical anomaly and we're seeing the game play out to its failed conclusion, and that everything will begin to self-correct.

I want to believe that shit, but I don't always do.

 

This is too funny. We watched an episode of "Grand Tour" last night (the newer version of the BBC's "Top Gear"). The three guys all got RVs and were driving through the Nevada desert. They stopped at an RV park and were playing that game with the names of the RVs. Anal Crusader ... etc.

 

Spring break nerds: "I didn't get laid but I did get Corona.."

 

"Well, I got laid, but I also got corona..."

 

Why are the Charmin bears still on TV embarrassing themselves trying to sell sold-out toilet paper?

 

They're taunting us.