Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

also: whom

 

This article is a bit weird with kind of a twist ending.

Clevelanders Steve and Julie Belkin debate the pros and cons of leaving virus-free paradise to return home

 

Gas is $1.51 at the Sam’s Club down the street.

 

I think I put like 12 miles on my car this week. Who needs gas when there's nowhere to go?

 

That's so cool! Group dynamics can be a fun rabbit hole.

History could be brutal to us. I'm curious as well.

Thanks to them, I have learned more than a few naughty expressions. No one swears as well as the English. (Clarkson's clipped "Shit!" is classic Anglo swearing.)

I'm of two minds on this. People need to have something to do and crafts can be calming. Okay, I write this knowing I can do all manner of fawncy things and yet a crochet hook can reduce me to fretful jelly. Seriously, they can be calming if you can stop caring if they're perfect.

Maybe they should do like the artists' co-op here and offer kits by mail. (All of their stuff is donated, so there's no way to take orders for specific items.)

Michael's is offering curbside pickup as well as delivery. I wish the grownup stores like Pla-za and Jerry's Artarama did as well, but I have plenty of supplies right now.

 

Good grief, what an asshat. Did she want a husband or a child to raise?

 

I lived with a bunch of Brits for a year and a half and still discovered new vulgarities that I’d never learned long afterward. Britain is the Permian Basin of curse words. The supply is endless.

 

Non-christian-owned Michaels is still open, too. Why the fuck is that adjective in the headline and lead? (other than the fact it gives sj.com a hard-on)

Guess what? A LOT of stores are open, including the auto-parts store where I got some much-needed power steering fluid and oil yesterday.

That's where my wife works, and I know nothing about delivery. They'll ship through mail, but there's nobody from that store driving to your house.

 

Orange

 

I think because Hobby Lobby lets you know as soon as you walk in the door they are run by Good. Christian. PEOPLE!

Ack. I should have been clearer. That was delivery by mail or UPS, although there is a rumor -and just a rumor- they might be joining up with Instacart. (And Oscar never leaves the house again in five...four...three...)

 

Bell-end stymied me for a long time.