Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Doubling every two days now.

In a week when the President tells you to go back to work, there will be 300,000 cases.

 

I have four blunts in a hidden location of this house, and I'd like more.

 

I'd settle for any at this point. Fucking Pennsylvania.

 

Cases are going to skyrocket with at least a little uptick in testing.

Deaths are doubling a little faster than every three days right now. They're at 560 last I saw.

 

I'd like for Hannity and Limbaugh to go full Jim Bakker and endorse it to their listeners.

 

Russian bots.

 

These numbers are in line with what has been projected. As Italy has shown, it takes two weeks for the curve to begin to bend after a lockdown. But even for the states that have locked down, it may be too little, too late. And for states that refuse to lock down, well, get ready for mass graves.

 

Trump is all but saying it’s time for everybody to go back to the office and start shopping again. I hope locals tell him to F off.

 

You see where six of the seven most profitable Trump Org properties are closed? Things that make you go hmmm...

 

Today was the first triple-digit death day, so that's a fun stat

 

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