Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Yeah, I read median. It still sucks. I'm paying off a $350,000 mortgage which puts me well above the $1,100 you're seeing. Stupid inflated local housing market.

Although, the Census puts it at $1,500 per month as of 2018, which is still well less than what I am paying.

 

Grow it out. The last time I had a trim to get the dead ends off was 8 or 9 months ago. I had been thinking about going to a barber to put a Tony Stark trim on my beard, but given the circumstances I can handle that with my razor and some scissors.

 

My wife and I both have our jobs, so that money is going in the bank as part of our savings toward a down payment on a house.

 

The U.S. will top 1,000 deaths within the next 24 hours if not 12.
It's gone up by 8 in the last 20 minutes I've been watching TV.
We are currently at 898.

 

The two trillion dollar bill has language about buybacks. A company getting those funds is not allowed to buy back their stock.

For a year.

 

“but mah fore ohh won kay!”

 

After They Were Forced To Shutdown, Strip Club Starts Delivery Service Called 'Boober Eats'


"Between the hours of 7 p.m. until 1 a.m., the Lucky Devil Lounge offers their full food menu at the same prices as usual. The strip club charges a starting delivery fee of $30, which is split between the establishment’s employees. Two dancers, who are accompanied by a driver/security guard, and are equipped with masks, gloves, and hand sanitizers. They wear provocative outfits and are sometimes topless, but are wearing nipple pasties. Mmmm… glitter on your buffalo wings.

The strippers arrive at the customer’s home and drop off the food at their doorstep while respecting the social distancing guidelines of six feet. The dancers will take off their sweaters and “bounce around.”

The kitchen staff is cooking the food, security guards are driving dancers to deliveries, and the bartenders are taking orders over the phone. The club employs 80 dancers and have used 25 dancers for Boober Eats, but the delivery service isn’t replacing the money that the strippers were making from dancing."

 

@trvrb is a very good follow for covid info. Click the emptywheel tweet for answers. Short answer, it's everywhere.

 

Fucking stupid Red State pinhead. He says 1,000 people came to his last service.

Louisiana pastor defies governor's orders not to hold large gatherings -- again - CNN

 

I'm guessing he's basically the personification of the "drowning man joke."

God Will Save Me

 

I would happily fish him out, fill his pockets with rocks, and drop him back in.