Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Baker Mayfield might need to find a new parking lot for blow jobs:

Cheesecake Factory tells landlords it won’t be able to pay rents on April 1

 

Good lord the daily briefing is a million times better without him on the stage.

 

What's the point of immediate financial relief if we have to wait till May to get the checks?

 

Two trillion dollar bill. $1.3 billion of it to hospitals.

They value us less than gum on the sidewalk.

 

Alabama's Gov. Ivey is all about sucking up to Trump, so she's talking about "putting people back to work". I just called her office and left a message saying that if she sent people back to work, I expect the capital and all executive offices (including hers) to be open to the public.

Then I saw this. I have not seen the text yet, but there is a voice of reason at least.

 

In Alabama, of all places!

 

Is Alabama one of the states where the LtGov is independent politically from the governor?

I believe in some states the LG is elected totally separately so they can differ on issues if they see fit.

In most states I believe the LG serves more or less at the pleasure of the gov -- if they mouth off, the gov can simply fire them.

 

You can double that for patients who need a ventilator but can’t get one.

Once we hit that saturation point, the death rate will take off like a rocket.

 

Nope. Gov. Granny Ivey was Lt Gov. to Gov. Boobgrabber Bentley. The state Republican establishment promoted her because she was easy to puppet.

I've had no reason to like Ainsworth, or hell, even to notice him, until now. I don't *think* he can be fired. I don't know that I've ever heard the idea discussed.

 

And once they run out, only the patients they think have a 50 percent chance will get the vents.

 

Yeah, I know. Both my wife and I are in the 15%-20% death bracket if we catch it, setting ventilators entirely aside. We're also in the "give them morphine and stack them in the corner" triage group.

She's a bit worse off because her immune system is non-functional when something attacks her mucous membranes. Severe IgA deficiency.