How are you going to spend your stimulus money?

My boss had put in for me to have one, but I am on a very long list.

 

My company generously offered to let me cannibalize my office workstation. No, thanks.

Surprised they didn't offer me a Fresca.

 

That's a lot of Skoal.

 

Shit, I took hand sanitizer and TP home from the office. Those are work-from-home essentials...

 

Buy all the Greg Jeffries cards I can.

 

And what will you do with the remaining $1,198?

 

I might be able to find a story I wrote about him in 1993. I’ll make you a deal on it.

 

LOL. In all seriousness, I'd put it into my travel fund. If and when this clears up, I wanna go somewhere fun. I am already dreading spending my birthday next Friday alone.

 

Ranch or French onion?

No wait ... both...

 

Carpet replacement fund (assuming we actually get anything close to most of the money)

 

Save save save. It's amazing how little money I've spent on discretionary stuff the past three weeks, maybe $14 bucks for a nine-pack of Coors and another $20 on one pickup pizza. I've always been frugal but now it's ridiculous.

I have a group that walks and then goes out for breakfast on Sundays. Obviously we haven't done that since things shut down about three weeks ago, so I've saved some money. When we finally do it again, gonna tip our usual waitress $50.

 

Mine will probably go to my sister, who will actually need it (plus her own) more than I do just to get by if things do not improve in, say, a month or so.