President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what it reminded me of until it hit me: "It's a simple question. If the moon was made of spare ribs, would you take a bite?"

 

Somebody should ask Cecily Strong if her excellent impression draws on that. I can’t unhear it now.

 

“If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?”

 

When I saw this in my mail, I laughed and tossed it into the recycling bin. Medical guidelines from the guy who thinks windmills cause cancer.

 

Donald Trump And The Fed Are Destroying The U.S. Dollar

 

You could see her putting her drink down at the start of her first segment — the straw was sticking up above the chyron at lower right.

 

Meanwhile, Mitch Albom is done with this shit.