President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Apparently I’ve recommended it too much.

 

Had one for 10 years. I still get my hair cut by real barbers three or four times a year in normal times, but I trim it down with the clippers every two or three weeks.

Nowadays I'm letting it grow out to a Keith Richards shag.

 

The crash of the Trump book economy after November will dwarf the current downturn.

 

As long as you’re not doing the Keith Richards heroin.

 

After all the FATUS bullshit, Americans are finally in the streets. (But it took a lockdown to do it.). #ETTD

 

I got a trimmer years ago for my hair, but I tend to make a mess, so Mrs. OOP does the trimming every couple of weeks.

 

Color me shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that sports journalists cut their own hair.

 

In my defense, there really isn't much left to cut these days. The only reason I trim rather than shave my head is the former is less work. I can use the trimmer every two weeks or shave every day or two.

 

Exactly. But of course, we have to make sure absolutely every single statement by Biden is true because you know if you make one misstatement that equates to a guy spouting falsehoods every day for the past 4 years (including the primary run up).

 

Yikes.

Order from Amazon, I guess. They're good clippers.