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The parody we do here is often way too close to the real thing.

 

Dafuq?

 

Can't make this stuff up. Wait, yes you can!

 

literal imbecile

 

With an evil life comes an evil fate
Only a question of time to open the gate
It's a fact that you're going to die
By tomorrow you'll be crucified

Nailed on, nailed to the cross
Nailed on, nailed to the cross
You stand erect no life left
Your soul's been robbed lucifer's theft
Consciousness loneliness at the top
Must confess but it's too late for them to stop

A frowning face falls from out of the sky
Spitting blood head of a demon from hell
And you're left without a soul to sell
Double cross, eternity in hell
Nailed on, nailed to the cross
Nailed on, nailed to the
You know that you're dead when you're nailed to the cross...

 

#Presidementia

 

This is a losing argument when he's compared to Biden.

You'll see the media put this one away pretty soon. Or, at least, they should.

 

No, he would say it was the Ottoman Empire.

 

In other news, water is very very wet

 

I think about this point often:

 

Bullshit. Biden is a model of clarity compared to Trump. This is a very very low bar for sure, but he clears it.

 

You will be very disappointed when you see this comparison with Biden — who conquered a lifelong stuttering problem — head-to-head, because it will make clear that Trump is in stage two of dementia.