Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Wants to cross the border(s):
Texas AG Upset After Coronavirus Limits Access to Colorado Vacation Homes

 

I'm also starting to see this pop up from Stanford
New California antibody study could point to possible herd immunity to COVID-19

This is already leading some dipshits on Facebook suggesting that we're safe to end the shelter in place because they know someone who got a bad flu last fall. Nevermind that isn't what Stanford is suggesting happened or is what they recommend, but it is in line with their Trumpist views.

 

Ohio State AD has doubts about re-opening CFB on time in stadia without fans, concern (and liability for) players' health. Pandemic will not end neatly, thanks to so many people not taking precautions. This is going to drag on for some time.

 

Texans are upset because they can’t get to their legal jazz cabbage.

 

It's been all about optics for Trump since the start. More concerned about reelection, growing the economy, helping himself and his BFF's to feeding at the federal trough and, more important than the above, fucking over his enemies than helping others.

 

Before FATUS decides whether to re-open the country, he should learn how to close an umbrella first.

 

New model suggests today will be the peak in deaths assuming we keep up the shelters in place until June.

Prominent coronavirus model now says today is peak day for new deaths

 

And that is obviously how you make America great again.

 

Peak deaths before we get peak hospitalizations?

Insert Jennifer Lawrence dot gif here.

 

Don't let them read this in Clemson or Stillwater.

 

People Are Discovering Affairs While Quarantined with Spouses