President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Thoughts and prayers.

 

LOL Obama still trying to please everybody.

On a personal note, my father lived in Kalorama while in med school

 

Trying to rally as many as possible. There's a difference.

 

Those are the stories we need to be reading. Let me hear from those people.

Not the "Stay. The. Fuck. Home." proclamations from people working comfortably out of their home offices, doing even better financially than before the pandemic (steady income + gas/restaurant/entertainment savings + stimulus check).

 

They also love the Constitution, which requires a post office and a census.

 

I was a champion sailor. People don't know this. I won a lot of regattas. Some people call them races, but when I entered, they got upgraded to regattas. You should see me on a broad reach. It's my favorite reach. I can navigate, too. I don't even need a compass. I just look at the constellations. I know all the constellations ... there's the Big Dipper, and uh, the Medium Dipper, and Onion and Saskatchewan and Leon. Most people don't know this, but they have this race... the "Amer-I-ca's CuP." Before I became president, it was just called "The Cup." They changed it for me. I won it a bunch of times. I used to own a baseball team in Atlanta. My wife posed with NVA anti-aircraft guns. I started a fake news channel.

 

So, that's what a President looks like!

 

The release of research yesterday showing that the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus attacks human T cells directly — just like HIV, but airborne — ought to be enough of a compelling reason to STAY. THE FUCK. HOME., but people are stupid.

 

Hair salons may reopen, but who's going to patronize them? At the place where I get my hair cut, 90 percent of the customers are obviously over 50, with most over 60. I doubt they'd come back if it reopened tomorrow. I sure as hell wouldn't. To repeat myself on this subject. An economy based on consumer spending and services is dependent on consumer choice. Many consumers are going to choose to minimize contact with the outside world no matter what's open or closed.

 

I guarantee that we will be as conservative as possible over the next eighteen months or so. It depends on developments, obviously, but short of a solid vaccine and/or a large statistical pool of people moving about freely and safely I'll go out as little as possible while masked and taking precautions. My wife will go out a damn sight less than that.