President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Deadly. Dangerous. Unpredictable. Destroying the economy. Shredding our military. Harming our allies. The coronavirus? Or Donald Trump?

 

I really think Pete, Roger, the guy who replaced John Entwhistle and the guy who replaced the other former member are going to be OK without US government funding.

 

It's an incompetence front.
An incompetence front.
It's a put-on.

 

But I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty tan, but I'm just sprayed, yeah

Substitute lies for fact
I got an official spread with a big mac
I look white, but my dad didn't rent to families that were black
My ill-fittting suit is really made out of potato sack

 

About as clear as it gets.

AP Interview: Sanders says opposing Biden is 'irresponsible'

 

I go on teevee to hear myself whine
My pill pusher doctor said I weigh 239
Any fool can see I'm over 400 pounds
Cause I just can't put the hamberders down

 

Everyday FATUS has to eat a shit sandwich. LOVE IT.

 

This is like me authorizing Zooey Deschanel to date a Property Brother if she wishes.

 

Mean man make meany faces! (2nd clip)

 

I decided that a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Mara Rooney is out of the question.

 

"The Gospel According to Trump:" This collection of pretentious rock songs, played at the klan leader's rallies, begs the questions: On what day did God create Trump and couldn't he have rested on that day also?"

 

So @Scout was being sarcastic. I missed that.