How are you going to spend your stimulus money?

Yes. Straight into savings.

 

Scheduled to hit the bank account Wednesday.

Playing a game to see how little money I can spend the rest of this month. Might need it all in a couple more months.

 

Spend it all on bubble gum.

I made that joke in eighth grade and it killed.

 

Stockpiling cash for the winter of our business.

I've got seven years of college to paying "what I'm able" starting in a few months.

 

Anyone near Shelton, Connecticut want to go look at a car for me?

 

Renewing my golf membership dues

 

Sitting on it for now, in the increasingly likely event I have to pay for a couple weeks in a hotel and/or a plane ticket on short notice.

 

So I go to the IRS portal and am told, "You are eligible for this payment. We do not have enough information to direct deposit your payment at this time."

You sure as fuck had enough information to take $1,063 out of my account on Monday, dipshits.

Fortunately, they allowed me to provide the information --- again --- so maybe one day I'll see money deposited into the account.

 

Direct deposit thankfully, so I don't have to wait for El Douche's signature. I imagine there will be a few dummies who don't cash the check, but frame it because it will have Trump's sig.

 

Mine hit my bank account this morning.

 

I’m rooting for you.