How are you going to spend your stimulus money?

My mom died in October. We still had to file a tax return for her so the estate could be completely settled. Maybe she'll get one too.

 

sorry to hear it

hang in there

 

You’ll have to pry it off my cold, dead limbs.

 

There are two kinds of jokes, the ones that are funny once and the ones that are always funny. That suit is a funny once. You can't go to the well with it too often, but my god, the first time you break that thing out has to be all kinds of awesome.

 

As long as the jacket and pants and tie are the same, might as well go all in with the shirt.

 

Have you seen the Jumpsuits from the Sears catalog in ‘78??

 

Can't say I shopped the jumpsuit section too hard, qt.

 

If that thing has parrots rather than flamingos you’re set for every Jimmy Buffett concert ever. And that would still not be the craziest thing ever worn at a Jimmy Buffett concert.

 

Of course not, but that's a special case. It's a high Hawaiian shirt density event.

 

With grass hula skirts. And coconut-shell bras.

On men.